God, Come in? God? God, come in, God?
Damn, you're a girl!
Well, I guess the reason I'm talking to you tonight is cuz I've been doing a lot of thinking. I mean, I consider myself a pretty cool guy, and I've never cheated on any of my girlfriends... well except that one lil' time in Japan, but that was just some head, and head don't count, right? Aww, thanks God, I knew you would understand.
Well, I just feel like I want to be honest with you, God. I just need a sweet bitch; you know, sombody not too fast, but not to slow, 'cause I dont have it all my damn self... and life ain't easy, you know? You want somebody by your side to help you smooth that thang out, you know what I'm saying? And I'm not being picky; she dosen't even have to have a big ol' ass. Just something well proportioned to her body... you know, a nice lil' tail.
What? You say you you've found somebody? Is she cute? So when do I get to meet her? Aww, God, you're the greatest! Well, I guess i'll talk to you later... amen. Oh, I'm sorry... alady.
-Andre Benjamin, The Love Below
yep... pretty much.
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