day by day thoughts and ramblings... combining naivete, spur of the moment madness, beer, nfl and mlb, solipsism, photography, and adventures, with as little sarcasm as possible (I save that for real life)
Monday, January 31, 2011
some shots from killington
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
bilzzard shots
Monday, February 02, 2009
welcome to a new day
Q Let’s talk about this game today. You came out --- and most Presidents don’t pick a team -- you came right out and you said, look, I know the Rooneys, they’ve been good friends of mine, they endorsed me. I think you got the AFC championship ball --
THE PRESIDENT: I did.
Q So you said, other than my dear Bears, they’re closest to my heart. But I’m having a hard time understanding how you, of all people, wouldn’t associate with the Cardinals.
THE PRESIDENT: Underdog --
Q I mean, it is a Cinderella story, the team that came from nowhere to the big game –- the audacity of hope.
THE PRESIDENT: Not to mention the fact that Kurt Warner is close to my age. (Laughter.)
Q Right, exactly. How can you turn your back on the Cardinals?
THE PRESIDENT: I love Kurt Warner’s story. I love -- Larry Fitzgerald seems like just a wonderful young man. It’s a great story. But Rooney didn’t just endorse me -- that guy was out going to steel plants campaigning for me. Franco Harris was out waving towels at my rallies.
Q Do you have a Terrible Towel in the other room?
THE PRESIDENT: I do, actually, so
Q Are you going to be waving them at the party?
THE PRESIDENT: I’m not going to be rubbing it in, we’ve got some Arizona congressmen here and I may need their vote on the recovery package. (Laughter.)
Q Give me a score –- what’s the score going to be in this game?
THE PRESIDENT: You know, it’s tough to predict, but I think the Steelers are going to eke it out in a close one.
Q All right. Well, last year you predicted the Patriots over my Giants. I don’t have a question here, I just wanted to rub that in a little bit. (Laughter.)
THE PRESIDENT: Well, I’m still wondering how the guy made that catch.
Q The Hail Mary?
THE PRESIDENT: He has some Stickum on his helmet.
Q David Tyree.
THE PRESIDENT: He had Stickum on his helmet.
Q They just dissected that play in about a five-minute segment on the show.
THE PRESIDENT: It was one of the greatest plays in pro football history.
Q Let’s talk about the BlackBerry, all right? You got to keep it.
THE PRESIDENT: I did.
Q Can I see it? Do you have it?
THE PRESIDENT: You know, I didn’t bring it down here.
Q No?
THE PRESIDENT: No, it’s like Inspector Gadget -- you know, if you touched it, it might blow up.
Q I kind of envision that, it’s like Q in the James Bond -- did they give you, like, fingerprint recognition technology or something?
THE PRESIDENT: The works. The works. It turns into a car if I have to make a quick getaway. (Laughter.)
Q How many people have that email address?
THE PRESIDENT: A handful. Look, there are security issues involved, and so we’ve got to make sure that I’m not creating a situation where, you know, potentially people can comprise our system somehow.
Q But, like, world leaders -- can they contact you on that BlackBerry?
THE PRESIDENT: Typically, world leaders are going to be contacting me through the Oval Office. They know how to reach me there.
Q Sasha and Malia?
THE PRESIDENT: Sasha and Malia can always contact me.
Q Oprah?
THE PRESIDENT: Well --
Q Maybe. You’re not going to hook me up, are you?
THE PRESIDENT: Matt, do you want one?
Q No, I want your email address. (Laughter.) I want to communicate with you during the game.
THE PRESIDENT: I like your son, I might give it to him -- I’m not going to give it to you. Jack, he might get one.
Friday, August 01, 2008
random 90s r&b
I'm not sure how common that was, but whatever, I liked their sound and they were always singing about girls and making love and all that stuff that I dreamt about but was too scurred to actually do anything about. They did the "black-and-white and color in the same video" thing a bunch, which was awesome. But more than anything, I loved their clothes. Smooth, but not flaming like a lot of singers did. Sometimes they wore varied outfits with the same color scheme, sometimes the same outfits in different colors, and sometimes they just wore the same thing. But what the hell? If people tried to pull that crap off today, they'd be laughed at forever! I'm not sure if they'd be looking effeminate or just cheesy as hell, but it would never work.
I'm wondering... was it the 90s that made that ok? Or was it me being a kid (in other words, did older people/adults think it was ridiculous at the time, as i do now?) that made it ok in my head?
And then, on a related note... if I'm calling out Boyz II Men's outfits and overall appearance out, what can I say about these guys??
They even stole Boyz II Men's name scheme (word-number-word)? If nothing else, these 4 would totally get their asses kicked by the Boyz if they had some sort of smooth voice crooner cage match.
What a sick idea that turns into though... some sick battle royale with cross-generational boy bands...
four tops, temptations, the jackson 5, boyz II men, all-4-one, backstreet boyz, nsync...
Temptations have to be the favorites. Four tops and B2M probably fight it out for the numbers 2 and 3. All-4-One is the solid 4 (not intentional) spot. Then it gets tricky... I'd probably go with Backstreet @ 5 because Michael Jackson would either be a) too young to fight, or b) too busy thinking about his monkey and Justin Timberlake would be too busy with his celebri-girlfriend of the day to give two craps about the rest of *Sync to make them a force.
This leads to the bottom of the barrel being the Jackson 5 vs. *SYNC. Joe Jackson vs. Lance Bass and crew? I say Crazy Papa Joe comes in like a homophobic bat outta hell and pistol whips the crap out of JT's crew, leaving them in the cellar.
Where's your civilian rocketship ticket now, Lance?
I have too much time on my hands.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Body of an American
The cadillac stood by the house
And the yanks they were within
And the tinker boys they hissed advice
'Hot-wire her with a pin'
We turned and shook as we had a look
In the room where the dead men lay
So big Jim Dwyer made his last trip
To the home where his father's laid
Fifteen minutes later
We had our first taste of whiskey
There was uncles giving lectures
On ancient Irish history
The men all started telling jokes
And the women they got frisky
At five o'clock in the evening
Every bastard there was piskey
Fare thee well going away
There's nothing left to say
Farewell to New York City boys
To Boston and PA
He took them out
With a well-aimed clout
He was often heard to say
I'm a free born man of the USA
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
a hit of culture
by Langston Hughes
What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore--
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over--
like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Dreamcatching
"HHHHHHHHHHWHAT?! Why would you say that?", with non-black people probably thinking "You can't say that! You're black! You agree with most of his political philosophies! You read his autobiography and loved it! You told me to read it! And now you say something like that?!!"
This is true. And in a perfect world, well, I still probably wouldn't vote for Barack just yet; I think I'd give him another 4-8 years in the Senate before I'd want him as Commander in Chief, just so he can get a little firmer handle on the political skillet in Washington. With a little more experience on committees, a few more alliances made on both sides of the aisle, and a few more significant legislation authorings/sponsorings under his belt, I think he'd be the best president since JFK. Which leads me to my next point...
Quick! Name the most significant assassinations in US History! Lincoln. Jack Kennedy. Bobby Kennedy. Martin. Malcolm. What's the connection? Yeah, pretty obvious. But think about that... the only successful assassination attempts in the history of this country have pretty much occurred against targets whose primary political, social, and moral goals were to help gain equality for black Americans.*
Now, if people (some readers might blindly assume that the people I'm describing were either white, racist, or both, but a good scientist never makes those inherently obvious assumptions in fear of stating a hypothesis with an initial bias) in the 1860s, and 1960s (jeez, what's with the 60s? I'm not leaving my house between new years 2060 and 2070...) were adamant enough about keeping black people from getting people to be treated as equal citizens in their country, what in the HELL is going to happen if one of these citizens now tries to take his liberties a step further, and attempts to because the most important citizen in the country! These people (I'll call them "haters" for simplicity) did everything possible to stop the country from allowing black people to rise from less-than-citizen to the citizen level. Once a black person tries to rise to the highest authority position in the land? Do people really believe that this is a safe undertaking? Really? The haters killed Lincoln, Martin, and JFK because they were trying to create a level playing field. If a black man is trying to leave the level playing field and jump to the top of the mountain, I'm supposed to believe that the haters, after40 years, have just learned their lesson and will sit idly by and watch a black man, the hatee**, appear on television and in the world's eye, as their leader?
I want to believe that this nation is ready for it. I know that my life is much easier (with regards to racial tolerance) than my parents' was, and infinitely easier than that of my grandparents. I mean, most of my friends are white. I went grew up in a middle class community, went to a private high school and attended a fairly good university. I am happy at least part of Dr. King's dream has been fulfilled: "We cannot be satisfied as long as the Negro's basic mobility is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one."
But even myself, ever the racial equality optimist, knows that the whole dream has not been realized. I know that there are many towns in this country where my family would probably not be welcome to visit for a trip. Does it make me sad? Sure. But unfortunately its a reality of life that I have to accept. Do I wish our United States could be like the United States on the hit show 24, where the greatest president of all time was elected? Of course. But that's not our reality. Our reality is that we live in a country that probably isn't ready for a black President. And that makes me sad... but not as sad as I would be if I was able to see a qualified candidate for President of the United States elected into office, and having his life taken not of the conduct of character, but because of the color of his skin.
...This all came to because I was watching this youtube clip. I was getting really excited, proud, and happy to be an American , and happy that one man was able to make such a significant difference in our world, and then I read some of the accompanying comments (click on the comments marked as "spam" or the ones with multiple thumbs down) listed below the video and saw that there are definitely many closed-minded haters among us even today.
*Yes, I know, Mr. Lincoln has been quoted with saying that his goal was just to keep America as one united country and the slavery topic was a secondary idea, but if that's all he really wanted, he could've done it with much less bloodshed if he continued to support legal slavery.
**hatee? hate-ee? recipient of the hate; yeah I make up words, wanna fight about it?
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Oh Pedro
I saw him on SportsCenter last night, doing a little pre-game research bit for Game 1 of the world series. I just realized that for the last 3 years, up until August of this year, Pedro Gomez has only reported on Barry Bonds. Not the Giants, not big milestone home run for across Major League Baseball... just Barry Bonds.
No joke; when he first started covering the Barry Bonds saga, he had mostly black hair, with a small streak of grey. After reporting on the trials and tribulations that Barry Bonds has gone through, he's fully entered the Anderson Cooper- full head of silver hair zone. Is it total coincidence that he's reached the age of hair color transformation at the same time as this Barry Bonds era of his career, or has the Bonds drama actually stressed him? If so, what exactly stressed him: was it the lack of dignity that he suffered by going from being a sports journalist to almost a personal gossip columnist for Barry? Or did he vicariously feel the slings and arrows of the outrageous fortune that Bonds had to endure? Did he sympathize with the constant barbs and denigration that Barry had to endure from his detractors? Did the fact that Pedro and Barry's lives became so inexplicably intertwined lead to Gomez actually empathizing with him?
And how does he feel now? Is he relieved to finally be rid of the Bonds Crazy Train? Or does part of him miss it?
Right now, Pedro Gomez is in Boston, Massachusetts, part of ESPN's travel team, covering the World Championship of Major League Baseball: The World Series. To most sports journalists in the world, nay, most sports fans in the world, that is a dream come true. Is it possible that, deep down, Pedro Gomez instead wishes he was the lead reporter following the story of the tainted anti-hero of America's Pastime?
Friday, August 10, 2007
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Re: A History of Mistrust
note: this is very "train-of-thought"... I just wanted to make sure I wrote a response while the piece was still fresh in my head, and I might not have organized the thoughts as well as I could have.
Good Afternoon-
I would just like to say that I feel honored to have read your story on ESPN.com this morning. I've read so many pieces in the media pertaining to this story, and it's been almost sickening to see the wrath of the public's hatred without anyone even beginning to take into account the entire racial circumstances of the situation. Being an African-American youth (relative youth; I'm 25, and my parents were teenagers during the 60s) growing up in the Northeast, I feel like I've been blessed and cursed with regards to the significant racial undertones that do still permeate many American communities. At times, I almost feel like I've grown up with too much of a sense of naivete towards these feelings that are so common in the South because of the acceptance (real or facade? probably a little of both) of integration in my neighborhoods. But with the innocence and lack of experience of overt malevolent racist thoughts and actions, my naive view of the world is hiding me not only from what my ancestors had to deal with on a daily basis, but what some of our black brother and sisters still deal with today in given areas south of the Mason-Dixon line.
Your piece has forced me to experience a rainbow of emotions. I feel angered that someone as talented as Michael Vick, someone who was placed on a pedestal because of his amazing ability, can be vilified so quickly without being given the chance to defend himself. I feel saddened that the monumental steps that Martin, Malcolm, and so many other strong activists and leaders from decades past are almost insignificant when one realizes that there is still so much deep-rooted, irrational hatred for man towards his fellow man. I feel disappointed when I realize how many people don't understand this strong racist undertone still exists, even though there aren't the obvious displays of racism as there were in generations past. But I also feel a sense of hope. I feel proud that there are still men and women who will take up the challenge to educate the public to the state of affairs that still exists; that even though integration is law, that de facto segregation still has a strong place in the old Jim Crow South, and that it's not going to go away or get better with effort. I feel stronger knowing that a family such as the Abernathys, with such strong ties to the Movement of the 60s and 70s, has not slowed away from being active in their community, nor have they shied away from the controversy that they might encounter by speaking their mind.
Thank you, Mr. Thompson, for providing not only the African-American community but the entire country (via espn, at least) with an educated look at the dark past of our nation, and for reminding all of your readers that although the "Civil Rights Movement" has technically passed, the idea of Jim Crow is still prevalent in some areas and that everyone still has to continue to help eliminate that idea of overt and latent racial biases in their everyday lives.
JJ
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
you see all these movies
You see all these movies, books, tv shows
With men being men
The ultimate man
Pure
No flaws
No problems
Strong principles
Never wavering
But in the real world, its not like that
No one has principles
Everyone wavers
And yet all these people experience “Greatness”
“glory”
“fame”
and I try and stick to what I think is right
what is pure in the world
what is right…
what is right…
and I get screwed over
nothing goes right for me
people treat me like shit
and I find amusement in trying to treat other people like shit
but I shouldn’t
I don’t really want to
I feel like I’m a good person
I was a good person
I just want to be a good person again
Friday, July 13, 2007
Joe Buckman
I'm 35, overweight and balding, and i have a penchant for biting sarcasm. I just purchased my first pair of glasses in 15 years; apparently aviator prescription glasses are no longer in style. I'm clever as hell but lonely as a rock. I grew up in Ann Arbor, and have spent pretty much every day of my life in michigan, save a vacation I took when I was twelve (my little sister was five) to disney world and a spring break trip i took during college to visit san diego.
I like sushi but HATE fish. I like thai food but am allergic to peanuts. I write poetry but I am unable to feel emotions. I love baseball but I hate hot weather. I'm going to vote for Obama even though I know he can't win. I'm an OSU fan even though I ride past the Big House on my bike every day.
...and I just inherited 325 million dollars, but have no friends or family.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Enter Sandman
--Eric Neel, espn.com
Friday, September 22, 2006
variations on a theme, howard dean style
Dave Chappelle as Howard Dean:
Joey Porter as Dave Chappelle as Howard Dean
Thursday, September 21, 2006
another copout
As recommended by RF. (yeah, this song is kinda lame, soft, sappy, etc., but i can still kick your ass. remember that)
The Shins - Pink Bullets
Saturday, August 26, 2006
random discovery #2
random discovery

Fact: This statue is a monument to the first surgical procedure which used an anaesthetic.
Fact: I saw this statue for the first time two weeks ago.
Fact: I just finished a novel which referenced this fairly esoteric piece of art two days ago.
Hi ho.

Saturday, July 15, 2006
why can't i own a canadian?
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:
Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Your devoted fan,
Jim
Friday, June 30, 2006
pink's a cool color
Friday, June 23, 2006
my greatest post ever
Classics from our childhood:
It's too bad we don't have the nintendo gun for this bad boy...